A couple reportedly tried to extort $30,000 from Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Bernard Berrian after finding Berrian’s Blackberry. Berrian has since gotten the Blackberry back, but I’m left wonder, “What was on that Blackberry that would make two people think they could get $30,000 from an NFL player?”

Obviously, you have to start with incriminating photos of Brett Favre. Or maybe there were some photos of another player. Who knows? Just seems like a lot of money to me.